raven_of_azarath
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
abigiggles
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
somebody
Lexington Park, United States
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
jillydark6609
United States
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
dre_bro11
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Act of kindness
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Alyce
Lewistown, United States
Surrounded
Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML
Geemeisters
Studley, United Kingdom
Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Arachnofail
Goussainville, France
Beep beep
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
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Sagar Nair 12
Its ok you never really liked that car anyways. Incinerate that car along with that eight legger...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Live up to your user name! Either kill it, or set it free.
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Comments (14)
Kaneki Chiaki 15
How come you are still alive?
notatfault 8
My first thought was "OP either lives in the West Coast of U.S. or Australia." and second thought was "Awesome, a free pet."
raven_of_azarath 35
Nope, Texas. It was most likely a wolf spider. Cuz everything’s bigger in Texas.
toxicMadame 7
Not even Jesus can save you now