Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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Comments (117)
awilliams44 9
who's been on ur computer..?
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Change your locks, change your password, hide your computer, because they out there looking weird crap on peoples computer
heartsoflions 16
i would say its a virus. or maybe you had a friend visit and use your laptop?
perdix 31
Perhaps someone is hinting that you caused his problem with the issue?
cannonman1863 17
You think you live alone...
fsomelife 26
Well at least if there's anyone sneaking around, they apparently can't do much.
catsmeow123 11
Say hi to Mr. Peeves!
alphabetta 23
Just what I was thinking, lol
catsmeow123 11
Say hi to Mr. Peeves!
myeviltwin 20
Maybe you have another personality. And it's a guy in need of Viagra :P Do you experience time loss or "blackouts" when not drinking or using drugs? If so you may have other personalities.
thaliah 15
spooky..