Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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cmb8280 24
If you live alone why were you checking your browser history? Don't you know where you've been?
jazzy_123 20
sometimes Google saves your recent searches so when you click on the search bar it'll show you your search history.
suslord 10
Either way, it's a good thing she did check.
Jadeous 2
Maybe she was trying to find a website she has visited previously. I am constantly looking back at my history when I forget to save a website.
carbivore 10
Browser history doesn't exist solely to check up on other people, you know.
saraitkddh 47
maybe it was a friend who was visiting your house
Kiki242 19
Maybe a friend or family member? Current or ex boyfriend?
Skrappz 4
Have you logged into your youtube or gmail account at a friend's or family member's house?? If so they probably looked that up while still logged in as you.
zeemonster424 15
Don't know why this is negative that's exactly how google accounts work...
pandalover69 26
Question #1: Do you have a boyfriend? If so well there's your answer, you said you lived alone but you didn't say you're single. If not then question #2, do you have any male friends that come over? If your computer is laptop then do you ever take it somewhere else? Like a friends house or a public place then leave it alone for short amounts of time? If you answered no to any of those questions then call the cops because that's too weird.
SiJSyd 2
Question number 2 was actually several questions. Just saying.
alex_gen 39
NSA?
ComoEsJuan 24
Needs Sexual Advice.
peacefully84 19
Time to change the locks, and add a password to your computer.
MysticMonkey 9
That's ******* freaky, type "I'm being stalked" into Google. See if it happens again.
buttcramp 21
this is hilarious and an excellent solution for the passive aggressive lol
WhatsOpTic 11
He's climbing your windows, he's snatching people up..
somuchfeels 11
Swiggity swooty he's a comin' for your booty.
bsheahanv 4
If you use Google Chrome, you could be logged on somewhere else and the search came from there.
RensM 22
My thoughts right away, reading this FML as well. A synced Chrome user and she might have lend out her phone or someone used one of her other synced devices.