Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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buttcramp 21
hopefully you can come up with an explanation other than some creepy guy with a boner problem being in your home when you're away.. maybe he's the erectile dysfunction bandit!
frizz101 22
Do you have sleepwalking tendencies, or taking medicine that have sleepwalking as a side effect? Some people have reported strange things while sleepwalking.
The_Hula_Monster 10
Well that explains why you can't get it up, OP.
Derpet 18
Funny that almost everyone here is so stupid that they think she has had a burglar visit her house. Either someone has access to her Google account, etc. and therefore the search was synced. Or, someone has remote access to her computer, though this is more unlikely.
swampbaby985 30
Are you on medication that might cause short term memory loss? I know if I take Ambien it does that to me. Till this day I still have no recollection to how I ended up waking up in my bathtub with a broken shower rod.
valentinov 15
In Google chrome, after you sign-in with gmail, it keeps your history over all devices with google chrome you've signed-in. Now, think hard: did you use another device and signed-in to your gmail account? If so, there's your problem
phoenixthesmeg 6
You didn't accept help from "Microsoft" when they phoned you saying you had "viruses" on your computer did you?
mattrd_fml 31
sleep-googling?
JaymaBlu 5
Santa?...
Nish007 15
jeezus! :O