Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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Top comments
SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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creepyclowntown 10
even some visited your house or you need to lock your WiFi
outoftown 27
Is your router password-protected? Maybe someone who couldn't get it up got into your wi-fi.
AloysiusWeasley 15
#42 and 43 are the most likely - if OP has everything wide open and not PW protected, then SDI. Also, she could try checking the attic for Sqweegel.
NightHawk387 22
He can get into the wi-fi, but not into the wife.
tmarty 17
If you're using wireless and you don't have your security set up correctly, anyone in your neighborhood could be logging in and browsing.
cryssycakesx3 23
would it still show up on her browser history?
tj4234 36
No it wouldn't, browsing data is encrypted. Only the police, isp and the user of the pc itself should be able to access it (unless you have a virus of course). What is likely to have happened is that op went onto a different pc or phone and logged into her browser from there. For example if she logged onto youtube on a different pc (owned by google, so it would log her onto chrome as well) and uses chrome on her own pc. Any search made on the pc she logged onto youtube with would then show up on her pc unless it has been set up not to do that.
worldclassrager 41
Do you take your computer to work? If so that could be a way they have been looked over...
mpsteve137 15
Do you have a penis?
alphabetta 23
Wow. That's just hilarious. Ha ha ha ha ha. Do you see how much I'm laughing? That's how hilarious it is.
alphabetta 23
If it showed up in your Google search history (or Chrome browser history) and you have a Google account then it's possible that either you're sharing your account with someone who searched that, or someone hacked your Google account.
zeemonster424 15
If you are logged into a computer with your google account it translates the search history, where you type it into google, on every computer you are logged into. So chances are if you have gmail and you checked it on another computer, whatever is types into Google will show on your own.
KaylaTackett 18
Time to move.
mrmozard 4
Didn't anybody say ADT!
RenGo_fml 5
Back when you were a man, ahh