Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML
Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
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SundayNightSix 23
Hey, even poltergeists have problems.
NinjaFood 13
Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed
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MrsClarkKent 3
if you have a Gmail account on different devices and leave then logged in it'll show what was recently put into the search engine. I.e. when i search Google on my phone and than go onto my laptop to google it will show the history of what i just looked up
Dollwitha45 6
Did you maybe leave your google profile/account logged in at a guy friend or a boyfriend's house? I think it defaults to syncing your search history and such.
81801453880 5
Don't worry about that basically you logged in to one of the Google sites (youtube, gmail, google) at a public /friends computer and someone else opened google.com and searched for it.since Google had your credentials it turned up in your search history. and yup I know what I am talking about as am in software field and it happened with me too :)
cryssycakesx3 23
if you just say something people will know "you know what you're talking about because..."
SwtCherryPie 26
Do you take Ambien or anything similar?
Credibleskills 28
Call Brinks or something thats really creepy and strange....
ccyg8774 1
If you sign in with your google account on your smart phone and your computer, and someone was using your phone to search awkward things (maybe prank from friends? ), the search history could sync to your account and show up on your google search history.
vb68_fml 28
WOWWW creepy... House cleaning person may be?
pumpkinpii 14
Umm honestly I'd run
brianfoerstel 4
You must be dyslexic
brandoneyez1 25
It's pronounced dickslexic! Lol
CrazyManNo9 29
You probably have a Trojan where someone can access and control your computer remotely. Seek professional help to clean it up and protect yourself. This can get quite nasty. He's certainly stealing any and all information on your computer. I suppose you should start looking for uploads of those naked pictures about now... <grin>