Smeagogole
Villeurbanne, France
Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
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Comments (96)
hellopenny 18
That's not a horrible nickname. And your friend should be thankful that you found the ring.
echarlotte 19
In the dark and in the grass in only ten minutes? Shit
ohSNAPyall 27
Ten minutes is ample time to shit in the grass.
xyris_fml 28
It is pretty impressive. Props to OP.
iwanttogotoparis 26
This will be a PRECIOUS memory in times to come
broken_deathtrap 10
why is being called Gollum a bad thing? I'm called mannimarco by many people...
leogachi 15
It'll pass in a few days. If it doesn't just stop responding when they call you that.
thesmeagol 22
Leave now, and never come back!
igive 29
Haha! Your profile pic and name fit so well!
dantee2005 33
it does. but he is suppose to ask should not can right?
Perfectly_Killer 14
hey, you could always try biting off their fingers
Wolfipoo 31
Well, all you need now OP is your "precious".
dancer824 18
*gollum
PhantomFollower 20
#55 The Ring is Gollum/Smeagol's "precious". #20 was correct in his pun.
k_wrona 2
Oh come on - that's funny :D Take no offense.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Gollum! The eeevil one!"
ohSNAPyall 27
Still gonna ramble on, sing my song