Smeagogole
Villeurbanne, France
Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
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AfroFluff 23
I am probably gonna get a lot of thumbs down but I would love to be called that after finding a golden ring. Put on his voice and make a funny act out of it :D
Nimor 25
Haha, sorry OP but it's funny :D
dcam13 19
I feel for you but it's also hilarious. sounds like you have some fun friends.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
when they call you that you should say "My precious!" and try to take it from them.
colcol500 8
'Sup Gollum
upgradestorm1 20
Calm down Smeagle
fck_life77 9
you got a good nick name. he was the best one in lord of the rigs. favorite movie ?
shadowshalf 8
steal it back and sell it
Ashter 20
At least you found the Precious. lol
Hugo26_fml 11
You must destroy it