Smeagogole
Villeurbanne, France
Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML
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christinamarie17 29
I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.
maggiefox 25
If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.
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FeackDude 5
That is FREAKIN awesome
killer0689 20
at least u got it. get along with the new nick name. although friends do that.
nrwl_30 17
Precious...
Hildy93 21
Well hopefully you don't turn all gross and small and are terrifying!
kalbrek009 20
Gold is considered a "precious" metal...has nobody considered that's why it was referred to as such? Lol
Artisan 6
this would be funny for like a day.... Why not Smeagol though? anyways good thing you found it!
Zeone_fml 9
Now you must kill your friend and take the ring
MeltedMango 8
You have to admit that that nickname is pretty fitting though.
Abablob 5
Gollum is an awesome nickname! :)
NOTaDISTRACTION 17
Play along with it, if you call yourself gollum, and are the main one making the joke, it won't be fun for them anymore