Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Who on the planet it that organized?
kunjac0945 21
Judge ye not your boyfriends weird ****, lest ye too be judged for some weird shit you have.
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Comments (80)
annie_zoo 27
Feet? Does he have a foot fetish?
tackblog 14
Isn't it that obvious?
midnightyell 6
Eh; so what? He fantasizes about or looks at his female friends in a sexual way. Everyone does.
remometol 16
I won't say everyone does, but this got way too many downvotes.
bonermonkey 31
there is a vast difference between thinking about it sometimes and collecting their photos up into your wank bank. that's so creepy! you might as well go all the way and print them all out and cover your walls in them at that point cos its all crossed a line.
fotomiep 7
Better find out now than after the wedding :)
chelsaaron 19
Yea finding out months after the wedding is the worst
DA3Z 16
Haha....Facebook... Come on...
trellz17 19
Forward them to me please...
alex_gen 39
I could understand the collection, but jailbait?
WitEluded 13
Am I the only one wondering what was in the feet folder?
haddiej 21
Probably feet.
ilovesoccer1610 31
Idk #21 I thought there was definitely going to be some arms or hands
blueyoshi_fml 16
Your profile picture and that statement go so well together it's scary. #19
SheepShoop_fml 20
Most likely a collection of those toe shoes things.
precisechaos 7
vibrams are not hot...
mas12806 24
Why were you on his computer…exclusionary rule!
kasey_yeah 8
not everyone is crazy overprotective of their computers. SO and I use each others interchangeably. I've stumbled across his **** looking for movies/tv shows on there. porns no biggie. saved photos of gals he knows? he'd be dumped.
chitochito 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for snooping through his computer.
interesting33 37
i don't understand why this was voted down. It is a point
bonermonkey 31
lots of relationships get to a point where its not 'snooping' anymore, its just normal open stuff
XxElementzxX 12
at least I'm not the only one who thinks that!
oceanbrickfire 21
I get that people with OCD could be that organized, but I thought porm wasn't supposed to be that organized.