Lindsay
United States
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
In the zone
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
fmylifebad
United States
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Anon
West Jefferson, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Anonymous
Zollikerberg, Switzerland
Sibling rivalry
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
firstdategonebad
Toronto, Canada
Smooth
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Anonymous
United States
The void
Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML
NotCuteEnough
United States
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
that girl has a beard
Canada
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
embarassed
United States
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
and the girlfriend didn't say anything at all? **** her life.
tigercoon 12
What kind of girlfriend sits and watches while someone hits on her boyfriend for 10 minutes? :s
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Comments (65)
Domo_Arigato7 3
its worse on the guy if he flirts back. as for the girl, she should have gotten in your face... like really. ydi..
Kelita 0
she didn't say anything??? well then it's not ur fault if she AND he didn't say anythin. But as for me I wouldve knocked the bf out n then wait n see if the bitch got anythin else to say.....which makes u the bitch Im referring to.
Athlete21 3
ain't nobody scared of u
Athlete21 3
ain't nobody scared of u
Kelita 0
guys tryin to pick fights wit females r nothin but LIL BITCHES such as urself. Nigga u best go somewhere wit yo small self.
Sirin_fml 47
That was a little extreme a reaction.
Surfer7456 7
maybe if you learned to use correct punctuation and spelling throughout your sentences, you might seem a bit more threatening-just saying
cnscheyenne 0
I agree with number 49.
Kelita 0
this is FML.....not English class. FYL.
catlady4eva 9
Yes please do punch a bitch just because a guy isn't interested in you. You're pathetic if that's actually what you'd do. Grow the hell up
fizzypop14 3
you must not be a very good flirt...
seximexi911 10
wtf? haha I bet the gf was just laughing the whole time
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
This is just an instant YDI. FHL.
BlackHoleSuns 0
It's a YDI for flirting? I'm sorry... but that is simply ludicrous! Everybody flirts, whether or not the realize or admit to it, everyone does it. It would be a YDI if she had realized that his girlfriend was right there but OP didn't.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
I know right ? And to me, he's a jerk for flirting with her despite having a girlfriend... and he's an asshole for doing it right next to said girlfriend. smh
sweet_candy_ 17
lol you're lucky the gf didn't go off on you.
JayBear14 11
a really shy girlfriend. if she is insecure and shy she prolly wouldnt say anything, she would have left it to the guy to handle himself correctly.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#24 Yup. I know that if this would have happened to me 2 years ago, I would have been too shy to speak up.
JayBear14 11
yea it happened to me the other day, except the girl knew this was my boyfriend loll
redundancy 0
actually, on the contrary, I would assume the gf is very confident. she sat back and probably laughed to herself, knowing that OP's not going to succeed in picking up her man. jealousy isn't sexy. mature and assertive people realize this.
BayBeezy 0
I agree with 54
ILoveEmoes 9
My thought exactly!
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Accidents happen . What kind of girlfriend would shut the **** up the entire time?
meeba 2
this isnt your FML, its his because he is probably going to get screamed atby his girlfriend
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
How is it an fml for the guy ? He's an asshole for flirting with a girl despite having a girlfriend, and even more of an asshole for doing so right next to said girlfriend !