Lindsay
United States
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
In the zone
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
fmylifebad
United States
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Anon
West Jefferson, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
Anonymous
Zollikerberg, Switzerland
Sibling rivalry
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
firstdategonebad
Toronto, Canada
Smooth
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Anonymous
United States
The void
Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML
NotCuteEnough
United States
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
that girl has a beard
Canada
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
embarassed
United States
Shopping spree
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Top comments
_Peppermint_ 34
and the girlfriend didn't say anything at all? **** her life.
tigercoon 12
What kind of girlfriend sits and watches while someone hits on her boyfriend for 10 minutes? :s
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Comments (65)
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
The OP says that SHE was flirting for ten minutes . Don't jump to conclusions , he could have been bored and seemingly uninterested . What kind of man would flirt infront of his girl ?
MlKAYLA 0
Your just lucky that she didn't beat the shit out of you.
Jtrain93 1
STUD
TheNewGuy03 29
so that choke hold sinking in slowly? yeah, that's his girl, and it's too late now... |the kid|
BoobooBear8 0
***** much?
agirlnamedlogan 5
Hah I was thinking the same. Who the hell just starts flirting with a guy? Plus she must not have known him if she didn't notice the girlfriend. Geez, YDI big time, OP.
misscalimar 10
*****...
betty66 3
maybe they're into threesomes?
Alexxcunningham 0
win ^
yesiyes 0
how embarrasing!-___-,FYL
Syntax_fml 4
an idiot... like most males
kenundying 0
open relationship?? ;D