Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, I showed my boss the app where I can remotely monitor my new home security cameras. As we panned the camera around, we were greeted by my son smoking a bong - sound and all. Way to go, boy. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Top comments
Wizzlbang 10
He wanted to make sure no one would steal it, obviously.
Askzombie 14
Why would you send your own son to the cops for masturbating at home?
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Comments (125)
Zen_Mei 17
You can't 'unsee' that now, can you?
sugarshane007 20
Now you must ask yourself this: The valuables you have potentially protected from thieves, were they worth the image that now is scorched into your memory?
yeti37 16
Sell the couch...
bybib 20
Maybe you should have warned those who live in the house. Unless you were being a sneaky sneaky parent. In that case you kinda deserve it.
ashhfrgvbdgovss 6
21 haha sorry I accidentally clicked dislike, when I meant to click like haha
im_joking 11
25 It happens to the best of us
perdix 31
Call the police and report the theft of your blissful ignorance.
doodlecloud 27
I find it a bit weird that you installed cameras and didn't tell anyone else in the house if it was only for neighbourhood burglaries....but, now you know, go show your son. It will be humiliating for you both but more for him and hopefully will get him to stop being gross. Do what you like in your bedroom but for the love of god don't do it on the family couch.
GuessWhatKids 13
I don't.
DuRpY 5
Let's talk statistics. A hundred percent of men were at one time teenagers. Of these teenagers, 3/4 will admit to wanking it, and the other 1/4 are damn liars. Including YOU, OP!
Mossears133 15
That doesn't mean he wanted to see it!
myFMLname 8
3- the post said "rubbing" not "robbing"
Omniprism 15
Should have expected that I must say. Maybe you should have let him know instead of embarrassing you both.