teentee401
Canonsburg, United States
Today, I hugged my dad. Since I don't hug him very much, he was confused. When I pulled away from him, smiling, he slapped me, saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was "up to something." FML
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laurenlovesjb 20
Well now we know why you don't hug your dad very often...
awesomeamandas 37
"why are you squeezing me with your body?"
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laurenlovesjb 20
Well now we know why you don't hug your dad very often...
colby6666 43
It's too bad. Dads are great for hugs.
JBChristian 47
That is if you're not jittering afraid of them.
Kamon97 23
Get him charged for child abuse
JMichael 26
I don't think that's enough to charge him for abuse 26. Sometimes when children don't show a lot of affection towards a parent it confuses them when they do and the parent doesn't always react well.
sempisaviour 17
#1 is autistic probably. Why would anyone still love JB?
World_Burner 13
#26, please never have kids..
RenoTheRhino 30
26, who said OP was a child?
chosha_fml 27
#29 'doesn't react well'? He slapped his kid for hugging him. That's way beyond any normal reaction, even if he was surprised at the hug.
Kamon97 23
You guys are all cold hearted idiots I would hate to see you guys as parents...
Morning_fml 22
#89, that's not child abuse. It's mere confusion, & it caught OP's dad off-guard. Please re-educate yourself before making an uneducated statement like that again.
hystericsky 11
Why would you slap someone for being up to something? That's not confusion. The fact that that's a response he would have towards someone being up to something isn't right. It might not be child abuse, but in my book it's definitely some sort of physical abuse.
teentee401 37
Okay, let me clear some things up just so the police aren't called: 1. I am a girl 2. My dad knows I'm not a very affectionate person and NOT a hugger, so he was kind of surprised when I hugged him. My dad isn't much of a hugger either. I just happened to be in a good mood that day. 3. It's a running joke that I only hug him when I want something, so that's why he accused me. 4. It was more of a playful slap (although I did stagger a bit). So no need to call CPS. 5. My dad is NOT a dick, asshole, etc. He was just joking around. I just posted this cause I thought it would be funny. 6. To the people that say I need to hug him more: We have a very strong relationship even with minimal hugging. And there are times when the tables are turned and he attacks me with a hug, and I'm the suspicious one! As for if I was up to something or not...well that's for you guys to decide. >:)
JBChristian 47
Profile pic goes perfectly with the post xD
JJ_86 22
So? did you get what you were up to?
marcranger 29
OP, that sounds like my relationship with my dad. Thanks for sharing and adding the follow-up, because I could really relate!
ArashiGirl 13
Dude you should've explained that in your FIRST explanation.
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Is your dad Alan Rickman? xD
teentee401 37
No but that would be awesome!
WadeNickerson 16
Damn it! So close to finally getting #1
bachoman 10
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What a dick. Hopefully you can show him that you aren't up to anything by hugging him more often.
King_Nero 15
4- I don't think OP really wants to hug the dad anymore after that.
World_Burner 13
I still hug my dad after he tried to run me over with a boat. A slap is pretty much just a hug for dads' lol
Lil_Red777 21
Wtf why would he try to run you over????
reneetlovesyou 30
If a slap is equivalent to a hug in your family, I'm glad I'm not a part of it.
cakefete2 31
47, would you like to join my family, where hugs still mean hugs?
World_Burner 13
#46, he blamed it on the suntan lotion.. but
xleahx131 9
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He sounds very paranoid haha
CharismaGeek 19
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OP try to get on your dad's good side. Anyways, I get that he didn't trust you, it's parent instinct, but I don't think he should've slapped you after that..
sterling1113 15
I didn't think it was a parents instinct to not trust their children O.o Unless of course they did something to lose trust.
CharismaGeek 19
Well, I see your point that it wasn't instinct, but he probably guessed that due to incidents in the past.
RenoTheRhino 30
It sounds like he needs more than a few hugs to show him that he doesn't have to be such a mean fella.
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like he needs a good slap himself.
awesomeamandas 37
"why are you squeezing me with your body?"
Getty95 13
Since you said you don't hug him often I get why he was confused, but I think slapping you was taking it a bit far...
ThomasBombadil 31
I'm sorta wondering if OP was up to something.
OhWhoCares 42
That was the first thing that I thought, because it kind of does seem like OP is up to something...
jamescrazy96 17
I'd hug him more often!
JBChristian 47
Not after I got slapped in my face for it I wouldn't.
RedPillSucks 33
Hug him hard Till he dies
leonchen7498 12
i like how this comment got upvoted but the other one saying pretty much the same thing got downvoted