Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, I showed my boss the app where I can remotely monitor my new home security cameras. As we panned the camera around, we were greeted by my son smoking a bong - sound and all. Way to go, boy. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Wizzlbang 10
He wanted to make sure no one would steal it, obviously.
Askzombie 14
Why would you send your own son to the cops for masturbating at home?
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Comments (125)
Probaton 11
You invade your family's privacy to a truly horrifying level and then you're surprised when you catch them exhibiting distasteful behavior? Mind your own business and who knows? he might do the same.
spunkyo5 3
Dude, it's normal for a Teen to be doing this, why are you surprised? Get a gun-it's cheaper, and you wont invade your family's privacy.
ashe1004 7
Privacy? He was doing it on the couch. I'm guessing that means in the living room.
Storme 16
YDI, you can't put a camera in a teenager's bedroom and not expect to see something like that.
iwadasn 33
Most people don't have couches in their bedroom. The camera was most likely in the living room or den.
bluerhhajfk 17
At least he wasn't rubbing one out WITH the couch
La_Jaconde 12
Excuse me, but isn't it OP's house? He can install cameras wherever he likes. Its not that uncommon to have cameras in the house just to keep an eye on things. If the son was minding his own business in his room like a respectful person would do then this situation never would have come up. Its not OP's fault. I agree that OP probably should have let his family know about them but even if he didn't, that sort of behaviour should not be going on in Common Space ie the family couch. In his own room, go ahead but not in common space. The point is not that OP invaded his family's private lives (which he didn't btw. He merely reinforced house security). The point is that the son was caught on camera jerking off on the couch where everyone sits. Good luck to OP though. You now have a nice and awkward discussion coming up.
11jon96 7
Well next time tell him to do it his room
CrookedCook 14
I didn't even know people went that far to install cameras inside the houses. I always assumed they were more of an out door kinda thing.
supertacos 6
44 public indecency, like how you can't have sex in public..
mimaayyy 7
Wow you shoulda seen that coming...
Sykes_1014 0
LOL! What else do you expect from a teenage boy? And why are the cameras inside the house?? Unless someone keeps stealing the bread from the kitchen, put them outside!!