Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, I showed my boss the app where I can remotely monitor my new home security cameras. As we panned the camera around, we were greeted by my son smoking a bong - sound and all. Way to go, boy. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Wizzlbang 10
He wanted to make sure no one would steal it, obviously.
Askzombie 14
Why would you send your own son to the cops for masturbating at home?
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Comments (125)
CanadianCutie22 16
yup that's terrible
someguy314159265 15
Well, I'm sure it's much better to see that than what the cameras were intended to capture. At least you still have all your stuff.
daisiebud 18
You didn't tell your son that you were installing cameras? YDI
MadamBri 4
Boys will be boys
profoundkisses 18
Did you even tell him about the camera...?
fantasy10086 5
cctv？china？me too
bleu0784 6
Why? It's natural. Why wouldn't you just aim it toward the entry ways?
Waspinator1998 21
A guy's gotta do what a guy,s gotta do, but he should have done that in his room, or the bathroom at the very least.
AngelGoneWrong95 9
who wantz a couch potato with extra gravy? :P