Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, I showed my boss the app where I can remotely monitor my new home security cameras. As we panned the camera around, we were greeted by my son smoking a bong - sound and all. Way to go, boy. FML
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Top comments
Wizzlbang 10
He wanted to make sure no one would steal it, obviously.
Askzombie 14
Why would you send your own son to the cops for masturbating at home?
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Comments (125)
not_a_robot 15
Even if it did say robbing, I still don't think that we would need that explanation.
Surge5560 20
Did you happen to tell your son you were setting cameras up?
chosha_fml 27
Why is a camera for burglars pointed into the room?
world_on_fire 4
I've never heard of anyone putting CCTV cameras inside their house before.. unless you live in a mansion or something?
skatoolaki 24
This isn't uncommon. It's not what most people do but plenty of people have this setup - look on YT to see videos of people calling the cops from work while watching a burglar in their home on their CCTV system.
notforbirds 9
YDI for putting cameras inside the house. Putting them outside would have been more helpful and a hell of a lot less creepy.
skatoolaki 24
It's not that unheard of, actually. But OP probably should've told the family about if he hasn't already.
notforbirds 9
Not unheard of but still sketchy imo
Mr_Satan 11
YDI for not informing his family of the cameras, but for burglary concerns its best to have cameras both inside and outside.
bexxiiee 11
YDI, who puts cameras up INSIDE their house to keep a lookout for burglars? O_o
skatoolaki 24
Some people do. I wouldn't but people certainly do and check in on their home from work or elsewhere. Burglars have even been caught this way.
Fuhkyoo 17
you dont need cctv, just leave your son on the couch, guaranteed any burglar who walks in on him will turn right around, nobody wants to see that.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
did you tell him about the cameras?
homiwan 13
you should have told your whole family, that you are planning to film the whole house!
upallnight11 19
Well, that's the risk you got to take, OP..