Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
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Top comments
carolynBlasphemy 0
you are clearly an idiot.. listen to the boxes.. you should be able to find it.
Doortje 30
Unless you're deaf or something, which I'm pretty sure you're not because then there wouldn't be an FML in the first place, just follow the sound! Sheesh.
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Comments (73)
thefablousone19 0
wow your not an idiot it just takes some people a little more time to find things like some other people were saying you will either find it or the batteries will evenutally run out and you must have a lot of boxes then
Hizodge 4
If you can hear the alarm clock, you can find it. You really can't trace a noise???
wombledn 0
your either hard of hearing or the kind of person that likes to be drunk while you move either way "high five" and to hell with waking up early.
patridge 0
early bird gets the word.............. bird is the word bird bird bird is the word
Grand_Cookie 21
if you can't find a sound then your life must really suck
BetteKjaer 0
fake and ghey.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
go to were the sound is coming from or move each box to a different place and see were the sound is and it's in that box
justbigbs 6
need a hearing aid?
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
unless the ringing stoped follow the sound if u still can find it then u hav a problem....
GeneralTso 2
Get off the net and find that clock