Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours unloading boxes into my new apartment. After unloading the entire truck and making trips up and down two flights of stairs, I heard a knock on the door. Apparently the landlord gave me the key to the WRONG apartment. Mine is downstairs. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I spent what seemed like an hour tearing apart my living room looking for the TV remote, only to find it in the fridge next to the milk. It turns out that last night I decided to put my cereal away in the entertainment center. FML
Today, I'm moving to almost 1,000 miles to a new state. I packed everything up in the U-Haul and it is en route to the new place. I just realized that it shows up tomorrow and I have no idea where the keys are to unlock the back. FML
Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML
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Top comments
carolynBlasphemy 0
you are clearly an idiot.. listen to the boxes.. you should be able to find it.
Doortje 30
Unless you're deaf or something, which I'm pretty sure you're not because then there wouldn't be an FML in the first place, just follow the sound! Sheesh.
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Comments (73)
1Real_Bxtch 0
I would've found it on first try and smashed it with a hammer. This is why a cell phone alarm happens to be the only alarm I have left. Let's see how long it lasts....
ninjalope 0
ring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jawtherian 2
your pic is so right
howslife123 0
follow the noise dumbarse
pwincessa23 1
42, I love how you can't spell the very word that describes you the best.
jkamme54 2
27, you are a dumbass for thinking he spelled it wronge because arse and ass have the same meaning.
Lord_Osiris 0
Not to mention dyslexic. it's 24 not 42.
schwiggidy 0
What, have you never heard of British people before? I'm guessing colour isn't a word now either?
tonyv90 0
your kinda stupid for not following the noise. even more stupid for wasting two hours not following the noise
Noyes654 0
listen to the boxes and find which
bigbadtim 7
I find this alarming.
maybaybe 0
i see what you did there.
Zombie65 0
Really? Please no one can be that dumb Can they?
angiiebaby 0
Wow. Really??
xiiijinx 5
It takes you two hours to look through "several" boxes?
BRjiggacity225 0
sounds like u wouldn't be able to find it if it was attached to your face