Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
I'm a 23 year old straight male model. I also act on the side and am working on the cure for cancer. Hit me up, I'm also available.
FYLDeep 26
Sounds about right...
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Comments (176)
Andrew1122 0
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shadowsbane 0
YDI for... 1) Meeting someone you met online. 2) Believing everything someone online tells you. 3) Not asking to see him on webcam before meeting him IRL. 4) Lying yourself. 5) Taking a year to meet him IRL. 6) Because I'm a jerk who likes to click YDI. Find a die and roll it, whatever number you get is why YDI.
davek 36
Damn girl, you got burned!
mmmazingmary 0
why didn't you guys webcam first? WTF?
knestleknox 2
why the hell do people date online??!?!
nerdsgetmehot 23
I met my boyfriend online and it's been working out pretty well these 6 months...I hadn't really intended upon meeting anyone when I joined, I was just curious about what would happen I suppose. I ended up getting lucky and running into something really good! I was too shy to approach attractive guys in "real life"...
nature_girl_08 14
same thing happened to me @nerds. i'd been frequenting a chat and my current boyfriend showed up. he was the only one who didnt go "OMG GIRL" to me, so we started talking outside the chat. i come to find out we had a lot in common and he was a very sweet guy. we finally started video chatting on skype, and i talked to his parents and his friends. we've been together for almost 2 years now and are very happy together :) dating someone online isnt much different than dating someone in person, if you do it right. even in person, people can lie about who they are, what they do, and even how old they are sometimes. when i met my boyfriend in person for the first time, we were at my best friend's house with his two brothers who would do anything for me. anyway, sorry to hear that, OP, but you should always play it smart when meeting people online.
eduardosuritalov 0
its impossible to describe how much ydi
toast1b 0
I've met people online before as well but never lied. Sucks for you, but you deserve it.
clairdnj 0
I met my husband on Match :)
emilyk123 0
thats what you get 4 talking to random people & u r a huge perv
emilyk123 0
yea