Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that because he works fifty hours a week, I should be meeting an arbitrary quota of fifty hours of housework, and if I don't, I'm insensitive and ungrateful. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML
Today, during an argument, my boyfriend had the nerve to tell me he'll make more than me at his new job that he starts next week. He can't keep a job for more than six months. I've been working at my job for over two years. FML
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Top comments
Laurenlou 24
Tell him to get off his ass and do the laundry himself! Psh.
FunnyGuy5051 7
mines Sunday
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Comments (165)
Dark__Angel66 24
Why would he get mad? His laundry, his problem.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Maybe OP's boyfriend only has 6 sets of clothes and has to walk around naked on Saturday. Thus, he wants OP to be with him on Saturday so she can see him naked and possibly have sexual intercourse. Indeed.
redneckhoney91 0
Wow you're f*cking stupid
redneckhoney91 0
That was to #54
alphabetsoup96 0
You obviously don't understand sarcasm.
CryMoreFMLs 15
No... She's from Arkansas... Pretty much the standard intelligence there.
PunaniSeeds 0
congrats on your new job
wilsontws 18
Do you wash his undies too???
morticia13 2
No duh
davidisbeast 12
Lol Thats a fail
imcutefml 0
Ur dog us awsum
JPChiQYaya 0
what?
Cinn_fml 23
Self respect; some people really need it. However, was it real mad or joking mad?
Missy5683 0
fail lol
melissaisawhore 0
Good for you man.
Fapootles 0
Who's gonna find the missing sock now:O
melissaisawhore 0
Hey there cutie
xPhoBiuHzZz 1
Clothes don't clean themselves.
rattusrattus 19
Well the Research and Development team at various major fashion houses should get right on that.
morticia13 2
Then you go and wash it for him. Smartbutt.
A100893 30
Lazy ass bastard. Ignore him, earn money, and don't give him any.