Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Nattybabe 1
wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.
Mirelly13 6
Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah
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Comments (146)
dansco 25
There is just so much wrong with this statement! You needed courage to stand up and say something to your boyfriend, and him generally been a twat! Seriously find someone else...
snizzlesnuzzle 0
dump. him.
music_is_love51 0
Sounds like an asshole. Ignores you and insults you. Some boyfriend... I say dump the douche.
HarlemzAngelita 0
lmao send me a pic of that ish ima post that bitxh on Facebook ahhhhaaaa
Got_any_grapes1 4
Well you'll know he will never feel invisible, since it's pretty hard not to see a mouth full of crap.
vi3tno_romeo 5
gasoline his car
xx000o 27
Take a 2x4 to his nose, then see who gets to play the clown.
mcnally664 5
try to get over your huge...self-esteem issue and recognize that you have an enormous...capacity to improve your own situation
ijnek 3
maybe he meant that you have a beautiful nose. Only he knows.
mrssheldoncooper 0
That was rather shallow of him. If he cares so much about your looks, then he's not worth it.