Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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Nattybabe 1
wow... nice boyfriend. to that I would of said, yeahh I feel almost as invisible as your dick looks.
Mirelly13 6
Awhh): that's mean. I know what it feels like to get made fun of because of your nose. Just tell him, "If your penis was the size of my nose, I wouldn't be complaining" hah
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Comments (146)
cptmorgan15 2
Hey at least that knocks invisibility off your list of feelings. Now all you have to deal with is being ignored.
Faleni 4
lamo way to look at the bright side 27
cptmorgan15 2
You gotta. Can't be happy if you don't. But the reality of the situation is that she should probably leave him.
mintcar 10
You got the courage? WTF? He's your boyfriend. You should be able to talk to him about anything.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Thank you! I was surprised someone didn't say so sooner. Sorry, OP, but YDI for being with someone you have to work up the nerve to talk to. Spend some time alone working on your self-esteem; the insecurity and lack of self-worth are obvious from the few lines you wrote. I can't believe everyone is discussing the bf's joke. If he hated her nose, he wouldn't have become her bf to begin with.
VelnaaValo 3
Agreed ^ ^
Got_any_grapes1 4
I know. She should stop being so insecure... Shes gonna be a trophy wife where your husband basically owns you and tells you what you can or cannot do...
kaengle 5
wow what a duche
sumrem 0
douche **
kaengle 5
thank you for correcting me!(: and I'm being serious.
Got_any_grapes1 4
I know
holymolybro 0
There's this awesome new thing called dumping. :D Try it.
KMilliron 2
And if it doesn't work get some ex lax. Makes my dumps easier.
awardZu 0
#50 nearly made me spew Mt. Dew out my normal sized nose! Way to go!
holymolybro 0
Well played my good sir, well played..
KMilliron 2
My good ma'am if you will. I can be just as crude as the boys. :D Tally ho pip pip!
adamj0830 1
Get a boob job and no one will notice
sweet_blue 3
haha that's probably true
L3Paparazzo 7
Her boyfriend's a douche. Better guys out there fo shooore :)
enonymous 9
You could have smelled that coming from a mile away. next time slap him and say "hey butch pay giving attention to me" he will either do so or break up with you for being too needy. Either way you get what you want
enonymous 9
bitch. I guess if it's a girl who resembles a man you could go with butch however
saturnsonic 3
dump him and get with me! ill give you all the attention you need...;-)
lolyerlife 0
More an IGS than an FML. Your life is hardly f**cked just 'cause someone said something mean!
CloudEnvy 17
Here's an example: Today, I saw Pendatik say "realize." FML.
lolyerlife 0
I'm just saying it only seems like banter! I understand that people like to post and all, I didn't exactly say anything offensive, I just find it hard to see someone really feeling like that screwed with their day. Hey ho, just an opinion.