PeeLeg
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
aridaley
United States
Great idea
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Elizabeth Ann
I think it's cool
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
slut
Canada
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
TatooFAIL
United States
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
not a dumbass pothead
Sparks, United States
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
scaredinnyc
Trenton, United States
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
damnit
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Inked
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Isabel
Cleveland, United States
No ragrets
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Top comments
lilhellian 27
If you wanted it for years, then shouldn't you have invested that time for more research into it? .-.
loloalltheway 23
NEVER put a tatooo on your body if you aren't 100% sure about what is says!!!!
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anyoldnamewilldo 23
If you wanted it for years, you had plenty of time to research it. Sorry OP, you deserved this one.
Dorados 6
I guess urine trouble!
GreenDancingBear 7
well now urine too deep!
Momo_Moonlight 25
And in ALL the years you wanted that tattoo, you didn't bother to look up all the symbols meaning?
FarFromSocial 9
It would've been the smart think to do now OP is stuck with piss poor quality
Vegnas 13
Urine trouble :D ...I'm sorry, that was a very piss-poor joke on my part.
Darkmagic666 9
You should have researched about the symbol.
iChompYa 18
Wouldn't it be wise to double check something like that before placing it on your body? You completely deserve it
FMLGriff 8
stupid is as stupid does....
Anarchia 6
Add the alchemical symbol for vinegar next to it. Tell people it means you're full of piss and vinegar.
SanpakuEyes 18
Nice! A clever out for a stupid mistake.
lochiamochia 25
That's rule number one in Tattoo 101: Know all meanings of the image you're about to have permanently inked into your flesh.