Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Great idea
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
I think it's cool
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Inked
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
No ragrets
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
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lilhellian 27
If you wanted it for years, then shouldn't you have invested that time for more research into it? .-.
loloalltheway 23
NEVER put a tatooo on your body if you aren't 100% sure about what is says!!!!
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wizzbee 13
Urine is sterile until it leaves the body - still everyone thinks of it as dirty. Pretend it has a deeper meaning- like purity is a mindset.
Yakostovian 18
The symbol is a dot in a square. Do you think you can't cover it up or pass it off as something else?
boredguyyy 10
BlackNinja787 6
The symbol I saw looks sort of like an ankh without the loop at the top and with a hook shape on the left side.. probably should've just gotten an ankh.
Curtar2 18
research. its called research. please try it, it'll help.
a_frogg 9
Seen this so many times. Research your tats before you get them. Sorry OP but YDI
ardencred 7
Ur ine da cool crowd now!
TamarackAttack 2
Why would you want a tattoo of a box with a dot in the middle, there are a lot more symbols that look a lot more bad ass than a box with a dot.
lifeisgood_03 8
sucks to suck hahah
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Is there an alchemy symbol for "dumbass?" You should get that one next.