Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year-old daughter washes her hair every day. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy hair like her mommy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my daughter continues to have acne breakouts. She’s no longer a teenager, which means she isn’t washing her face. I can’t believe I raised someone who ignores her hygiene to this point. FML
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I realized I've been using conditioner instead of shampoo for the last month. I was wondering why my hair never felt clean but always smelled great. Now I have to explain to my friends that my new "shampoo routine" was actually just expensive conditioner and ignorance. FML
Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML
Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML
Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, my step-dad explained to me why he doesn't need to wash his body. He condescendingly said, "Well when you shampoo your hair, the soap runs down your body and cleans everything." He's 37 years-old. FML
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Greg101 0
I thought washing your hair every day was a normal thing.
3rere 0
well at least you are teaching her about hygiene
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Comments (82)
miss_megg 0
If I were you...I'd take a shower. Make that two.
iSushix3 0
i thought most ppl suppose to wash their hair evryday,, wuts wrong w/ u,,u crazy bitch?!
shadowoftheday_fml 0
you make it sound like washing your hair daily is strange
nolimits 0
Sounds like Grandma's been talking some smack - how is your relationship with the MIL?
godsrightnutsack 0
FAIL. go die
Satans_Taint 0
wash your hair greaseball!!!!!!
crazyboob 0
wash ur hair ya boob!!
goldenferret 0
Why -wouldn't- she wash her hair everyday? It's called cleanliness. YDI for being dirty, but good job on showing her what not to do.
weeeasel 0
I like how all these comments are saying stuff like "OMG Y DON U WAHS UR HAIR EVR DAY?? EWW" and "it's called cleanliness lol lol lol" when in reality, washing your hair EVERY DAY is BAD. It weakens your hair and you're more likely to have split ends or dry, frizzy hair. Skipping one day in-between washings is the healthy thing to do, because it allows time for the natural oil to be replenished so you can have healthy, strong, shiny hair. FYL because some people just have naturally greasy hair and it can't be helped.
Ranoona 0
take a hint