Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML
Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
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F_M_L_y0 0
You might wanna get a lawyer before you tell him what you found.
ladidadi 0
Oooh man, that just sucks all around! I wish I could give you a hug!
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Comments (339)
jeanniner 0
Wow, I'm sorry. Good luck with the divorce.
dacho 7
Karma is a bitch ;)
Mkoll_fml 0
Seconded
AAAAHHHH12 2
Third-ed. Karma doesn't like you that's why it's a bitch. YDI.
sportastef 0
I think that finding out your husband is cheating on you with several other people is worse than a password name. Just a thought. :)
kellster 2
That blows. That said, you need to learn to respect people's privacy. Indignation aside, YES, he's a cheating bastard. That still doesn't give you the right to hack into anyone's email.
What_fut_YADY 0
Thta sucks :( kill him slow and painful...
Chubtubdaplaya 0
I think that your snooping, invasive nature may have something to do with your husband's Infidelity
AnakinWanders 0
I'm clicking both YDI & FYL. You shouldn't be snooping around, that shows a lack of trust, which might be WHY he cheated. On the other hand, some men will cheat regardless. So, I'm clicking both.
THC_fml 0
YDI and FYL YDI for breaking into his e-mail account in the first place. I mean seriously, what the ****? FYL for finding out he was cheating :/
jenna009 0
Okay, I COMPLETELY disagree with everyone who says "oh, you're violating his privacy!" that's bull. When you're married, there aren't any secrets you douches. But about which is worse: I would definetly say being cheated on because he might have made that e-mail account when he was dating his ex. Sorry to hear about that though :(
Lunie_fml 0
#45 Are you serious? Are you even MARRIED? Give me a ******* break. There is a complete difference between keeping secrets and INVADING your spouse's privacy. Secrets are NOT privacy. Him cheating on her is a secret. His personal emails are privacy. This is pure disrespect and if someone is snooping around without permission, it makes me wonder if this person is impossible to live with. Spouses do not automatically get access to every thought or action nor is SNOOPING and "hacking" a sign of a healthy relationship. It's sick and completely disrespectful.
Shikyo_fml 0
FYI: Being cheated on sucks. YDI: You're a snoop. Mmm, invasion of privacy! If you're that kind of chick I can totally see why your husband would look at greener, less paranoid pastures. I bet you'd be the sort of parent who'd write shit like, "Today, after tailing my son for five hours, I saw him buy beer. He's only 16. When I confronted him about it, he told me that what he does is none of my business. FML."
caligirl1990 0
was that your fml????
zonbieman 0
1. multiple affairs is way worse than buying beer underaged 2. tailing someone is way worse than cracking an email way to **** with the severity of the situation to make your poorly defined point
intothecrypt 3
Following someone ( your son, at that ) isn't bad at all, would you rather be followed around by someone you're familiar with or have that same person see every e-mail you've sent and received?
Pixelatedpotato 28
Well, one of those things is illegal