Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after submitting a work order to our landlord due to our dishwasher being “broken”, my roommate and I found out there is a wrong way to put dishwasher pods in. We’re both 25 and have gone our whole lives not knowing this. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
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Top comments
XR6Falcon 0
Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....
dudeitsdanny 10
Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.
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Comments (67)
RollFizzlebeef 0
She's feigning incompetence to get out of doing them. Your pimp hand is obviously weak, which is what led to this kind of behavior.
Erindub 0
Yeah I know its been said but yeah if shes not blonde...I just don't know
risssssa3 0
uhmmm you should have made her clean it up!
ClouDn9n 0
DO NOT clean the bubbles.......think about the fun you could have with your roommate, and bubbles....and 99 other beatiful women....
ic3fyr3 0
wat a moron it's not that hard to figure out besides that if she needs to she can google it..
dialpforpleasure 0
Sounds like she doesn't spend enough time in the kitchen.
Amiomaru 0
Well, at least she was in the Kitchen.
breeexcrunk 0
Uhht, guess you should've stuck to doing them yourself.
howslife123 0
I wouldn't be complaining. I LOVE bubbles
stormer461 13
She's a women and doesn't know how to wash dishes? Damn