Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after submitting a work order to our landlord due to our dishwasher being “broken”, my roommate and I found out there is a wrong way to put dishwasher pods in. We’re both 25 and have gone our whole lives not knowing this. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML
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Top comments
XR6Falcon 0
Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....
dudeitsdanny 10
Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.
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Comments (67)
xSPiDERPiGx 0
YDI for being in the kitchen and not making me a sammich BITCH..
XR6Falcon 0
Then her roommate can make us all sandwiches.
stolencrackers 1
Well, that sucks it left a mess. However, until I moved into a place that had one (at the age of 21), I had NO idea how to use the dishwasher. I didn't even know where to look for the detergent at the store. I still feel weird with dishwashers so, I prefer to do them by hand, call me old fashioned :P
taycandy96 2
Plus, they are cleaner because you give each of them their own special attention by washing them one by one.
MakaPaka_fml 0
Hey, look at the positives. BUBBLE PARTY! Teehee~
droubz 0
kill her lol
jessiii_xo 0
IVE DONE THAT!
xSPiDERPiGx 0
I HATE YOU MODERATORS deleting valid comments geezus guys DELETE THIS MO'FOs. FYL's
gigi_bella 0
*waits for idiotic comments about deserving it for living in New Jersey*
okieraider71 4
Don't kid yourself anyone. The room mate is much smarter than the OP. Even if she is blonde and from Jersey. She just got out of doing the dishes ever again. Next it will be the room mate complaining she does not know how to wipe her own ass to the OP....
paul924 0
it's her first time and she tried. u gotta give her credit for that, and next time show her what to do