Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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Deadguy71 0
I was that guy once.. it's easier to carry the weight of someone's head by putting your arm at less of an angle to the person's head. At first I put out my elbow a bit, to kinda' hold their head better, but my arm got sore. I figured that it was kinda' neat of me to do it, so I kept going, despite it being sore, and decided to put my hand on her leg because the angle of my arm was easier to hold that way. I never thought of what her reaction might be to that, but I avoided it entirely because once THAT got sore, I put my hand on my own thigh and stayed like that until she happened to wake up. I dunno', I thought I was doing a nice thing for her.. she was obviously exhausted, and I didn't do anything inappropriate. If nothing else, my presence made her feel more comfortable, and I felt kinda' protective towards this sleeping stranger. Who knows, it might even have dissuaded someone else from stealling her purse or something while she slept. Or, she might have stayed awake and had a miserable trip of fighting to stay awake, or being unable to get comfortable while she napped. She was funny though.. she woke up wiping her lips on her hand, apologizing profusely and embarrassedly, in turn, I told her that if anyone asks her, "you snore louder than a passenger train, but I can't vouch for a freight train." I was kidding though, and let her off the hook. I got her phone number and then threw it out after she got off the train.
perdix 31
You picked the wrong day to go commando! Did his hand smell familiar?
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Comments (37)
musicislife1995_fml 0
as long as it went no further it isn't really an FML.
poprocksandpepsi 0
Uh if I had a strange man touching my bare leg while I was asleep I think that would qualify as an FML. I hope you smacked him...
tinydancerxo 0
Hmmm has someone been watching the movie Hostel lately?
LemonStarship 5
At least you didn't wake up with his sack on your face
SenGaeriel 3
This is why I always travel with someone I know when riding the train.
MangeMoi_fml 0
I hope yu beat the shit out of him..
MangeMoi_fml 0
And she can wear a skirt in the winter. Ever heard of stockings? Stupid ass.
El_patron 0
Ghetto lol
Jonny_C_Biggs 0
Something tells me you won't fall asleep on the train again....
Deadguy71 0
I was that guy once.. it's easier to carry the weight of someone's head by putting your arm at less of an angle to the person's head. At first I put out my elbow a bit, to kinda' hold their head better, but my arm got sore. I figured that it was kinda' neat of me to do it, so I kept going, despite it being sore, and decided to put my hand on her leg because the angle of my arm was easier to hold that way. I never thought of what her reaction might be to that, but I avoided it entirely because once THAT got sore, I put my hand on my own thigh and stayed like that until she happened to wake up. I dunno', I thought I was doing a nice thing for her.. she was obviously exhausted, and I didn't do anything inappropriate. If nothing else, my presence made her feel more comfortable, and I felt kinda' protective towards this sleeping stranger. Who knows, it might even have dissuaded someone else from stealling her purse or something while she slept. Or, she might have stayed awake and had a miserable trip of fighting to stay awake, or being unable to get comfortable while she napped. She was funny though.. she woke up wiping her lips on her hand, apologizing profusely and embarrassedly, in turn, I told her that if anyone asks her, "you snore louder than a passenger train, but I can't vouch for a freight train." I was kidding though, and let her off the hook. I got her phone number and then threw it out after she got off the train.
FerrariCake 2
Fascinating story. Thanks for adding important perspective to the original post. We should always consider the other person's point of view in these situations before rushing to judgment. You've done society a tremendous service. You will not be forgotten.
citygirlnomore 0
how sweet.
Melondori 0
Hahah wow, you know, It's surprising to actually find someone that isn't some horny bastard.. Besides in bed. But yeah, you're a good guy... And I sound very gay, so I should stop.
PtCaboose 21
You threw it away?! Why?!
COBRAMORPH 0
Wow, I feel so sorry for the guy. *****.
Deniem 0
I live in NYC. If I fell asleep on the train out here, I'd be damn lucky to wake up under circumstances as nice as those. YDI for sleeping in a public place. Learn to take better care of yourself, or you might not be so lucky next time.