Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
That's an innocent way to have fun. c:
WeiXinLun 16
That. Is. Hilarious.
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Comments (94)
Gemini_Wings 7
I hate FML
siggy_mcsigx 22
Yikes sleeping at a bus stop! You're lucky this homeless guy was harmless and had a sense of humour! You could have been robbed or worse so easily. Try not to fall asleep in such an exposed public place again...
JMichael 26
And this is why I don't fall asleep in public areas.
Picky_nicky 11
That is funny you know
x4uGGi3x 7
this is just plain funny, simple what a homeless man could laugh at
Ghost308 11
Haha homeless and still has an awesome sense of humor!!
perdix 31
I'm freaked out that a homeless guy has so many clothespins! Was this some Good Samaritan's idea of charity? Was their motto, "Give a man a clothespin, he'll dry clothes for a day, but give a man a bunch of clothespins and hilarity will ensue!"?
jh921971 10
Homeless people are people too. They have a sense I humour. Hope you gave him change or lunch :)
SwtCherryPie 26
I wish I didn't have to vote on this one. I don't think YDI or FYL. I think it's just funny.
perdix 31
#54, you do not have to vote. According to the rock band, Rush, "if you choose not to decide, at least you've made a choice." This isn't Saddam Hussein's Iraq where failing to vote was a capital crime.
everton99 16
As weird as that sounds he could have done so much worse. Although it was creepy, be thankful he didn't urinate on you, or sexually harass you in some way.