Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
bigbadtim 7
Bacon yogurt?
blahzz 4
#18 That shit is delicious.
deformedsurf 0
Bacon yogurt with bacon bits maybe.
goldiefox 0
I don't understand why people love bacon so much! I used to like it but then it got over rated! :P
deformedsurf 0
Bacon is the ultimate food. It makes everything taste better.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Bahaha, I have a guy friend who absolutely hates bacon. And pretty much all breakfast foods, for that matter. xD
eatshitplease 0
yummm yogurt :) fruit & youg parf from mcdonalds = besst!
shhhh_x0 0
I prefer pinkberry.
Justincolon22 15
Mcdonalds is for fat people it's unhealthy.
bankrupt 15
What a jerk. Let's see....should I save my wife or a yogurt? That's a toughie. It's a good thing you weren't on the Titanic with this ass. He'd have put a yogurt in the lifeboat instead of you.
claudiame 0
roflmao
mrahhhhh 21
Punish him by not helping him drop his man yogurt for the next few weeks.
CreateZ 0
I'm not going to lie, I laughed pretty hard at that. xD
kappaaa 12
******* awesome!
sam_08_fml 0
Danimals crush cups anybody? LOL Maybe if u wouldnt have bought him delicious yogurt when u went grocery shopping that would not have been a problem. YDI
cuteluvrox 0
mabye it was good yogert with healthy vitimens and minarals that lower his blood presure and colestorol that might give him a heart atack or stroke and kill him so you fainted again you said you always do falling an bumping your head then halveibg your husband die YDI you heartless person
I_have_no_clue 0
*facepalm*
ChubEchaser 0
what's with all the comment fails from user names with lov rox or lvrox?
stupidfaceman 0
if it was good yougurrt I'd drop u to
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
did you get him a sandwhich while you were down there? dudes gotta eat.
Lushhhhhh 0
Haha.
_IDEK_9 3
hes a keeper .