Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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amerwin 3
What flavor was it?
deformedsurf 0
Men shouldn't be eating yogurt anyway. He should be eating platefuls of bacon. That's the only excuse to let you fall, massive amounts of bacon!
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Comments (140)
JoSmokes 10
Well obviously you are okay so get over it
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
If you failed to prevent the fainting by, say, not eating something to boost your blood sugar, then YDI. He probably wants you to feel some consequences so you'll take better care of yourself. If there's nothing you can do to control it, though, FYL, because that would screw with your life much more than a bumped head.
eternalsunlight 5
Hope you didn't hit your head too hard!! ouch. He gets the couch tonight right??
jose1760 1
Just like a women! dam can't a man eat his yogurt in pease!
I_have_no_clue 0
Sure, as soon as you learn how to spell!
lone_spartan 0
Yogurt is always more important
mattj944 0
you sound like a freak so id rather yoghurt also
Uchilah 0
why waste a yogurt?
cycle227 3
When you have to decide and act really quick, you don't always make the right decision. There was a famous Austrian violinist, who fell down some rock while climbing a mountain. His first reflex was to protect his hands, and that's why he smashed his forehead at the bottom, although he would have easily survived, since he didn't fall THAT much. I'm sure your husband will act differently next time.
munkee_6669 0
if it's key lime from yoplay I'd let you fall
Trixies100 0
ahahhahahahahahahahahaahaha