Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Kukironosuke 16
she was obviously saying you were cheating on her with COD .> COD is the newest FPS addicting stupid game that pisses off gf's bf's and family alike when someone spends all their free time on it, anything would be better than COD: MW2, still she is a crazy and you need to run from her before she breaks something else, go to the cops and get your moneys back, buy a new system and game all of you squabling over ps3/xbox 360/pc need to quit bishin >.> before fall of 09' when ps3's were 400$+ very few people had one even if they prefered it, the xbox was so much cheaper, i bet that with the majority the OP opted out on the more expensive w/less titles ps3 because it was a bad choice at the time, and now that sony is finally getting they're gears going with their "new" console (sony considers 2-3 years as nothing, they expect a 10-12 year life span) he probably doesn't want to rush right out and waste money when his 360 supports his favorite games already, smart person would wait for a ps3 exclusive worth playing like kh 3, ff13, god of war 3, to spend his money on a new system pc's are not a console, they are machines capable of all kinds of software, gaming or not, any real gamer would own a pc and a system, pc's can not replace a console and never have worked in quite the same way pcs are not better than consoles the 360 is not better than the ps3 the ps3 isn't better than a pc they are all different and meet different gaming desires
risforrrrcuhh 0
I'm gonna assume that you played way too much and say YDI.
MotherRussia 0
smash her face to bits, break a few of her ribs, then call the police. then she won't smash ur shît! ;)
MotherRussia 0
to all these ppl who said "you should have gotten a ps3" she would have smashed that anyway! it's not like if he had a ps3 she wouldn't have smashed it!
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI for being a ******* console gamer, CODfag.
skyeyez9 25
my husband plays COD alot but I don't complain. He usually plays in a group with his brothers who live out if state.
flying_vegan 0
If state what?
psychoxxxinvader 3
Whats more important, your girlfriend or your X-Box?
no_luck83 0
x-box
Mulada 0
X-box, totally. The X-box never smashed his girlfriend for no reason.
the_sodomizer 0
make her pay for that shit. and I own all three systems and xbox live kicks psn ass. playstation is so boring when playing online. and wii... just has a problem
angrynegro7 16
Your gf needs to bite the curb for that!
Ft9princess 0
Omg that sucks. I'd be pissed at her. Hope it gets sorted for you.