Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Comments (225)
meegal 12
wow what a bitch. seriously, why did she have to over react like that? god this pissed me off. its amazing how stupid some women are. instead of being a adult and talking with him she goes and breaks his X-box. i dont really care about the X-box it just bothers me that she over reacted liek that. she didnt KNOW he was cheating, she just thought, so go be mature and talk with him.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
wow do somebody need a bitchslap lol :)
Newfie_girl7 0
That's pretty gay haha i'm from West coast of newfoundland too:)
starshine3987 0
Wow how does smashing someone's stuff help an already awful situation? (If the situation was true that is.) Just goes to show being a crazy bitch never does anyone any good.
IndystarX 0
What's with this sudden surge of feminism and destroying boyfriend's x-boxes?
thatevilguy666 0
aques her of blowing a cow and smash her face for it than tape a note to her head saying she cheated on you with a cow. have a nice day
Andyangels27 0
that is just unacceptable. how could she do that? I don't care if you did cheat on her that's just too harsh
IndystarX 0
What's with this sudden rush of feminism trying to destroy gaming systems?
RaidenXS 0
oh but you did. you probably were spending too much time on ur xbox and not enough with her.
IKarma209 0
dude. i play CoD All the time. id paintball her house and slash all of her cars tires and throw dry ice in her pool
Shaun232 4
not the Xbox of that happen to me all will die