Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Comments (225)
iSwag 0
Its been said a hundred times already but that doesn't make it any less relevant...shouldve gotten a PS3 dude but yes that does suck, but she didn't give you the respect of consulting you about the matter so don't tell her anything. press charges and let her note be her rights being read to her
fmlstalker 0
fyl for having a crazy girlfriend.
craze189 0
She got to it b4 the red ring of death could, huh? if she smashed it, she wouldve left it. if it's gone, she prob just took it to scare you. try and talk to her and you might get ur 360 back. if not, sue her crazy ass
hochrote 0
I never though of that.... she probably did take it just to scare you instead of smashing it. But, that still doesn't make a whole lot better.
frankabagnale504 0
u shdnt have a psycho gf on the first place
ZachIsASaint 1
Let this be a lesson to any guy considering a life of monogamy. Are you going to turn down a little action on the side because you are afraid of the consequences? Some day you'll be looking at the pieces of some favorite possesion because chicks are psycho no matter what you do. You might as well have fun when you can.
Starfire22 5
Umm, no your wrong... That girl was psycho. I wouldn't do that to anyones possesions because I wouldn't want the same thing to happen to me. Karmas a bitch, and I try not to do anything that will bite me in the ass..
trustno1fox 0
YD for letting your gf get access to your videogames without a retaliation plan in place. Also YD for giving her a key to your house. Woman are not to be trusted around technology. They can't handle themselves.
DrConstantine 0
. . . and if a guy did this he'd be in prison.
youthink_fml 0
I'm sure this wasn't her first psycho move yet you're dating her. YDI for not breaking up with the bitch.
JoeNormal 0
YDI for playin video games... they are stupid and pointless... and they cost way to much money. that couldve been used to look for a cure or something useful
polico_wolf 0
...you're the first person I've ever herd say that.
BeeSkwaird 0
Herd of... sheep?
captainamerica50 0
sheep are a flock
RigChan 0
The cure for boredom is pretty useful.
ducigfran 0
I love how people see the videos of angry girlfriends smashing xboxs and believe them. Im surpised how you say your 'girlfriend' not your 'ex-girlfriend' get her done for theft and destruction of property.