Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Comments (225)
cusof 0
Steal the wire
perdix 31
When she recognized that the CoD "cheat codes" you had were the phone numbers of her sister, her best friend and her mom, she had you by the short and curlies. BUS-ted!
bartmasta 0
PC > ALL Clearly superior there is no arguement
GruntOfAction 0
Clearly your blind opinion. Not all PCs are great.
KingRDZ 0
you should of got the beast known as the ps3 instead of the bitch known as the xbox 360.............and your gf
razorp 0
ok here's what you do, equip throwing knives, also use ninja pro, then run up behind her and hit her Ruth in the back of the head with your knife, that way you get the kill and a 100 point bonus :).... and yeah I play 360, plus I have an alienware laptop so I can play WOW
powersticks 16
Vanadlism and possibly breaking and entering (if she didn't have permission to be in your house) all confessed by a signature on a note. Take her to court, make her pay the court fees and buy you a new xbox and then get a restraining order on her.
psychoballistics 0
i dont know why so many people are talking shit about the xbox. a true gamer has all of the consoles. RROD was pree much fixed in the newer xbox 360s and if you are tech savy you can fix it yourself like how i did my friends. I like all systems but my fave has to be NES kickin it old school with mario! hahaha
Ariel881 0
There's a video, I believe on Break.com, very similar to this story. The girlfriend demolishes her boyfriends Xbox because she's pissed off at him. She records the whole thing, has him come outside to see it...etc. It's fake and lame even in the video. Maybe this person watched the video, or maybe the girlfriend did and got the idea to break his Xbox.
Echo_11 0
heh, call the police, you have the note as proof ;)
mrsnicks 0
Call the police, file a report and take her ass to small-claims' court.