Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Comments (225)
funnydudeman 0
dude u can sue her. first for burglary 2nd for breaking and entering (if she did to get in ur house and break ur xbox). and plus u can file a restraining order against her she could also spend at least a month in a juvenille facility or in a asylum if her lawyer tries to slide a slick one saying she is crazy and needs help. yes my name is funnydudeman and this isnt funny, bastard
Jca56 3
Wow I hate how every other comment on here is about which console is better! and just for the record I prefer XBOX 360 over ps3 any day!!!
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
Crazy bitch!
MikeyyyyLover 0
good ydi becsuse xbox is so retarded smashing xbox ftw!!!!!!!!!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
GTFO troll.
wednesdeyy 5
What a stupid bitch. Smash her face for revenge.
awesomenessgirl 0
ew xbox sucks!
emmyers 0
ha ha I love your girlfriend! XD she's a keeper! go win her back!
Mattskii 0
Kill her. Sounds reasonable
Scorch117 0
Take her to court, you have a written note from her saying that she broke it. Although you cannot prove that you didn't cheat, you can call her bluff by asking her why she thinks so, and provide alibis. Good luck.
mnmvolleyball 0
you don't need an xbox to live! boys are so inconsiderate
Jakespeed207 4
Are you serious? TL_T