Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
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GreenAlbatross 3
Demand that she replaces it. If she doesn't, take her to small claims court for vandalism, trespassing and theft. Get a restraining order while you're at it.
marshmallowmouse 0
I'm pretty sure you can sue for that or something... :( Hey, at least she's gone, right? She's gone.... right?
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Comments (225)
TheMichaelIsFres 0
so which are you more upset about losing your girl or losing you xbox
f_my_flip_life 5
LOL! I was wondering the same thing =]
polico_wolf 0
yeah I know I'd be more worried about the girl WHO SMASHED THE X-BOX TO PIECES OVER SOMETHING THAT DIDNT HAPPEN
TheOtherNewest1 6
The Xbox, definitely. Since the girl's obviously not right in the head.
look_its_me 0
obvi the xbox, psycho girls are worthless
threer 30
Xbox! They're pretty expensive whereas bitches can be found anywhere for free.
rhodium 0
Keep the note. Bring it to the police as proof that she vandalised your property and have her charged. After that, show up in court smiling at her, preferably with a female friend of yours, just to piss her off.
jair_lhao 0
lmao!!! @ #14 lol I agree xD
Peacewind 0
Wow. I'm a videogame nut too. That would infuriate me. Go after her man, but don't take her back. What a bitch...
anjyu22 0
First, address the issue of why she thinks you cheated on her, because you must've ****** up somewhere. Second, get your money back and dump the psycho cuz damn. fyl.
quinnteh 0
I wouldn't be surprised if she based it on rumours from HER friends.
Luckster 0
She probably got the idea from Facebook or something. 8| Bitches are CRAZY these days.
hyefedyee 0
your girlfriend is a bitch
nickbenz 0
ydi for playing that stupid game grow up u sound like my lame ass 23 yr old brother bet u have only had one girlfriend like him to quit crying and find a more resourceful hobby
UpYoursLiar 1
nickbenz needs to eat a rotting dick. Do you have any idea how many people play video games? People from every walk of life play video games. Losers living in basements, doctors who graduated summa, everyday people working normal jobs, girls who care about popularity and talk like dolts who would never admit to it, old people who are tech savvy, your mom. Video games are not just for lifeless losers. Try to have fun for once in your life. If you can't play video games without feeling like you're wasting precious time, you take life WAY TOO seriously. Plenty of people out there can finish college, keep jobs, date, eat shit, and everything in between whilst still finding time to play video games. You must suck at multitasking.
iSwag 0
Lol I was going to say something but you covered everything...thank you.
GoddessDigi 12
You go..guy! (You are a guy, right? lol) Hell, my husband works 8 hours a day, has a 2 hour commute, takes me to the doctor for our baby checkups, cuddles me each night, yet STILL finds the time to play games. If you don't have time to play at least some games, then you really have time management problems.
flying_vegan 0
I like the way that he says that one girlfriend is necessarily a bad thing. As though being in a good, healthy, successful relationship makes you a loser. What a twat...
drawne 0
On the flip side, this doesn't exactly sound like a good, healthy relationship...
flying_vegan 0
I never said THIS was healthy, this sounds far from it. But all relationships shouldn't be judged that way. My cousin met his current girlfriend when they were fourteen, they fell head over heels for one another, and have now been together for seventeen years, and I've never seen two happier people.
razz27 0
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! RIP xbox number 174940292747. i feel for u brother.
selan_fml 0
Why all the hate towards the xbox ?? not right man
maryjeaninex3 0
wtf? dump her if you already haven't.