Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
lendahandmanda tells us more.
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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CantWeAllGetAlon 0
koodos on being a freak
CallMeHush 1
@. 106 Mebbe you don't but......
956TXking 0
what does race have to do with this.....
zellybeanie 0
Was he 400 pounds? I'm pretty sure even at just 114 pounds I'd still be able to roll a drunk guy off of me. In fact, I HAVE!
EddieBlake 0
^
EddieBlake 0
too bad he didn't get more than his finger in your butt. you might have learned your lesson. ****.
iamgoofymovie 0
so if he was passed out on top of u that u couldn't move how did u get ur cell phone to call ur friend?
lendahandmanda 0
My friend was actually in the next room, so I actually knocked on the wall and called out to her, which still didn't wake him up.
jonny2x4 0
How did maintain his boner? Shouldn't he have gone soft once he passed out?
goliatron 9
Sounds like a magical evening.
pakalolosweet87 0
at least he didnt pee on your like r kelly