Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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FockinA 0
oh and ps: do some exercise once in a while. or maybe you just like being embarrassed having to call your friend.
FtheFirst 0
that's hot!
imdeborah 0
For the umpteenth time, I agree with you snickerdoodles. In fact, the most I've ever agreed with you before. It's so true, I hate when people do stuff like that and expect sympathy. That's barely anything compared to what COULD happen when you're drunk. Good job for "hooking up" with some random guy.
dels13 0
haha
Wicca_Girl 0
My boyfriend got hard to this. Thanks :)
AcePyro 0
sugar baby u would know right:)
LolFmlFylYdi 0
Lol Only in California
XxDarkSatoshixX 0
i imagined this would happend to someone some day
drumstyx 0
was his name kramer by any chance??
kirk_90 0
lol.. my girlfriend wants us to sleep when im in her.. we cudnt..