Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
lendahandmanda tells us more.
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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legitkitty 11
73- You don't have a ******, I don't think you know what you're talking about ^_^
Lintu_26 23
At least he didn't succeed in sticking his finger up your ass...AND then passing out..imagine how awkward that would've been for your friend to have to help you with that as well!
cwl727 33
Did you try slapping him? How heavy was he that you could not get him off of you
dannnngthatsux 19
Hey, that's what you get for not letting hit stick his finger up there...My fiber in a girl's ass always keeps me awake. And I don't get it, he was still hard, what was the problem? This was the best thing for you, total control with a live human!!!
Cherubapples 4
Seriously??? YDI