Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
lendahandmanda tells us more.
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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Comments (180)
freaky_farzy 0
I'm sorry u didn't get to finish... that's the fml out of all this. haha
Gazoooo 0
Don't hate... most of you trolls couldn't get laid if you wanted to. Alcohol happens.
Pearljammer001 0
America does not suck we just have to deal with a lot of problems.
backcracknsack 0
wish you were local as I have an itchy trigger finger as well. still think UDI. x
jacobsessed 0
I would have just waited till morning or bit him or something!! I wouldn't want the humiliation of a friend seeeing..
lickmyjock 0
Wait. If his finger was up your butt... Where was his dick?
purplemnm 9
she told us where his dick was
bugmenotmofo 34
he was still hard - flip him onto his back and finish up...what's the problem?
shekezim 0
are you hot?
doong_fml 0
what the hell does that even mean?
Jekkiie 0
Fake. you coulda pulled him off easily. and his thing would have went limp by then.