Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
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Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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Comments (180)
Hotwheels23 0
that's ******* gross
bbuba 0
lol this is true
samantha_durano 6
that's hot.
Leon111775 0
did you smell his finger?
hahafmlyo 0
haha yah
bezach 0
XD I read this thinking you were a man
TheJesterOfRippe 0
Soooooo.......how did you call your friend if you were stuck under him?
TheJesterOfRippe 0
And this is fake and gay. Trolls.
pluralbusted 0
more like your ihabitions are lowered so you do exactly what you wouldve liked to do but didn't have the balls to do sober, Aka hook up w the guy you found attractive. also the sex details are not gross unless you are younger than thirteen.
royals08 0
snickerdoodle is obviously a virgin on every feild.....alcohol is not bad and neither is having sex...she is not a ***** I have seen way worse