Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
lendahandmanda tells us more.
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gozar_fml 1
wintastic
clumsyjazzy 0
ewww, that's quite classless.
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Comments (180)
dreaminthedark_fml 0
you shoulda finished!
manstatus14 0
y'all need to shut the **** up I mean really the girl was drunk leave her alone
extradorkyloser 4
I'd have said roll him over and finish yourself. He's out and you can do what you want ;). Unless he's fat.... Gross.
mcxhunni 0
a *****? for having SEX? come on snickerwhatever, your a female putting others females down.
kgirl001497 0
durrr dont call people that, bitch
yusaku02 20
Wow, OP is the definition of *****.
xxHaley2011xx 8
This is one of the funniest ones I've seen.
Bulldogs25 0
YDI for being so weak you cant roll him off you.
ImTheAlpha 30
Omg, that's funny. XD
LiceDownUnder 3
YDI for being a *****