Username
United States
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MoxyR12
United States
Let down
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
jeannie
Montréal, Canada
The hangover from hell
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
thelunarwolf
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Anonymous
Notice me Senpai
Today, I’m so in love with a guy that I will even take a drunken text from him if it means getting attention from him. FML
MC
Canada
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Aus
United States
Do you remember…?
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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juliaaalove 8
Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..
KristinaKreme 0
At least he understands?
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betoocastilloo 0
^^^^ they moderate my comment just for putting SHIT? wtf?
betoocastilloo 0
moderated*
poppaof6 0
AA stands for something else too. Absolutely Appalling.
woopdattrick 5
I guess you didn't learn squat from your meetings.
mrahhhhh 21
One of the rules of AA is that you must acknowledge that you will always be an alcoholic. You, however, must also acknowledge that you'll always be a moron.
mrahhhhh 21
#17: Due to the phenomena of whiskey dick, I don't think that will happen very often.
manic_maniac11 13
How bad was the text?? :P
EnEl_Infierno 15
How come my previous comments aren't being posted and disappearing on other fmls.
Majstr 23
I gess you found your soul mate (or say it with other words drinking buddy).
RedPillSucks 33
damnit !
sara_saturday 5
you probably kept him sober another day. alcoholics appreciate a good reminder of what it was like. hope you find your way back if you need help