Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML
Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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Top comments
juybuygo 13
that show is STILL on the air?
Lanceeden 12
DAMN IT DUDE OZZY SHOULD HAVE WON.
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Comments (117)
lydian49 0
Instead roses, buy her a TiVo.
vivaladino 7
It was a dumb season anyway
Andr913 13
I hate Redemption Island, and I am sick of the returning player twists and Probst bringing back a Hantz family member every season. Season 24 better be good.
MollyXD124 7
At least she didn't dump you..?
jweezy89 4
Op most likely would've been better off if she had. I'm not going to say "dump them" on every FML about relationships, but here she doesn't seem so into Op.
Dlauver138 2
Cut her cable
arkid24 1
Survivor is ******* stupid, it runs hand in hand with big brother and jersey shore and all those other stupid ******* drama shows. The idiots on there have more problems than a 16 yr old emo kid with no parents. Its pathetic
A7X_LoVeee 10
Uhhhh...no. Just no.
bbfan132 1
Guess where "bbfan" comes from... I'll give you a hint: one of the shows you said.
tgd86693 3
Dump the bitch
obviousboy 8
Priorities: she has them straight. Just remember how she reacted to this when she wants to go shoe shopping. :P
toalysium 15
I guess she can survive without you. Dump her ass and find a chick who is more interested in a real life.
arkid24 1
Agreed
vintage3113 6
Dump her. That was sweet of you, and I'm surrounded by girls who complain that no one does these things anymore which obviously isn't true. I feel as if this sort of thing may have happened to you before with this girl and it will probably happen again. She doesn't know what she's got
bse2342 1
Well no, see the thing is this. Most girls say they want a nice guy that does things for them like OP did with the roses. The instant they find said nice guy they immediately get scared that the guy's going to want a commitment and they run or make up some bullshit excuse. Thus, women have noone else to blame but themselves for why there are "no more nice guys" around. But to OP find the flowers, give them to her again. Tell her to shove them up her ass and that she's been voted off your island.
mattorama 15
Can't possibly be the first time she's kicked you to the curb.