woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Solon, United States
My life is average
Today, I fell asleep while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I then had an extremely vivid dream that I was going after Russian spies. FML
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Night terrors
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
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Tiffaniee_fml 2
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
the_huldra 1
Charlie Sheen is my bro. Who else gets to have a 5 sum with models? He is such a man lol.
RJM_isaBeast 0
#winning
bzett 0
How much crack did charlie sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.....(: ; were you one of em?
ddoug293 3
atleast you would be with a winner!
DatWhiteGuy 0
Lucky bastard. I worship CS.
Raesoembarassed 0
This just made my day go from winning to biwinning
SirSami 2
well what do u expect, it's orphan tears mothafucka :D
ZoSo_LedZeppelin 0
SO?!?!?!?!???
DealsOnWheels 0
did you bang 7 gram rocks too?