woahitbechels
United States
Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Karen
Solon, United States
My life is average
Today, I fell asleep while watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. I then had an extremely vivid dream that I was going after Russian spies. FML
gonavybeatarmy
San Diego, United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Night terrors
Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML
BrittUnicorn
Morristown, United States
Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML
Anonymous
Norwalk, United States
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
First time?
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Secret sex
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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LuckyLogic 0
Did you drink tiger blood?
Bill3485 3
fyl? no way, your life is #winning!
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turdhandler 0
Winning?!
agaba 0
TROLLLLLL BANSH HIM!!!!!!!!!!11
syi_fml 0
how is this bad?
LucasB119 0
Charlie Sheen...is winning!!!
nirvanalink 0
I wish I was you :(
theUBERcomment 1
Charlie sheen is my hero. no one but him can be a total freak and get famous for it.
emodude44 0
Sheen has just done so many drugs that hes constantly high. I'm sure hes nice in person but he's really ****** himself up. Kanye West just has to stroke his own massive ego constantly. Hes loudmouthed and unlikeable. Sheen is tragic West is just sad.
itsmeyippie 0
And, Kanye likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Why? Because he is a gay fish.
alshclown 0
winning!
ohwellyouknow 0
winning!