Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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scaredofgirls 0
dude the same thing happened to me but in real life
Cabezilla 9
I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.
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Comments (104)
xPLDxPunisher 0
This one made me laugh. Its good to see that you can joke about something like this instead of sulk about it. If I ever think that way, I find a REALLY ugly dude that's married and I just say "I do have a chance."
AngryC4t 0
This earns ten shitloads of FYL's.
EG_dod 0
"In your dreams..." NOT! lol.
Tsukasa_fml 0
In my dreams they tend to turn out to be time travelling robots. I wonder what THAT is supposed to mean...
TommygetsCRUNK 0
hahaha.
shaggytomb12 0
Whoa, you're more ****** than I am.
Crash92 0
Wow man, now that sounds like a self esteem complex if ive ever heard one.
butter_flew 0
oooh sorry. but you'll find someone one day.
freudianego 0
Inferiority complex much? Your dreams are a way for your body to process unresolvable anxiety in real life. I'd guess that deep down, you probably wanted her to reject you because you were too scared of risking the emotional commitment, as you didn't believe you were good enough for her in the first place. But that's just a guess. FYL.
AkihiroHattori5 0
WOW. FYL. I can't even comment.